the kid: mommy, can you leave me alone, please?
me: I'm not bothering you. I'm talking to daddy.
the kid: um, well... but I'm trying to play with daddy and you're wearing me out.
me: ohhh... so are you asking me to leave daddy alone so you can have him all to yourself?
the kid: yep. please? (pause) I love you!
me: I'm not bothering you. I'm talking to daddy.
the kid: um, well... but I'm trying to play with daddy and you're wearing me out.
me: ohhh... so are you asking me to leave daddy alone so you can have him all to yourself?
the kid: yep. please? (pause) I love you!
time for me to go crawl in my bed an queue up some Netflix. any bets on how long that will last?
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