the kid: mommy, can you get me a cheese stick and some red juice? please?
me: how 'bout you get the cheese stick and I get the red juice?
the kid: I bet I can get the cheese stick before you get the -
me: I bet you can't. (as we both run into the kitchen)
the kid: HA! I win!
me: you always win.
the kid: yeah. 'cause God made me fast. and he made you slow. I'm fast and you're slow. got it?
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