they don't have wii in jail

about 30 miles from home on our return trip from vacation...

the kid: drive faster, daddy! I just want to be home NOOOWWW!

me: hey, look at that police car. that truck driver must be in trouble!

the kid: oh, the police officer is taking him to jail.

the hubby: I bet he was speeding. he was driving too fast because he just wanted to get home.

the kid: yeah, he was going fast fast fast -- DADDY! don't drive too fast or we'll have to go to jail. and they don't have wii in jail.