the kid: mommy, I have to tell you something.

me: what?

the kid: I love you soooooooo much.

me: I love you soooooo much, too.

the kid: and you're my favorite mommy in the whole world.

me: awwwww, thanks. you're my favorite kid in the whole world, too.

the hubby: what about me?

the kid: daddy, don't be silly. you're not a mommy or a kid.