but I don't need glasses!

the kid was trying to convince me that he doesn't need to get his eyes examined...

the kid: but I don't need glasses. I can see perfectly fine.
me: we'll let the eye doctor be the judge of that.
the kid: well, if he agrees with me, he's right.
me: and if he doesn't agree with you?
the kid: then it means he's wrong.
me: or maybe it means you need glasses.
the kid: um, nice try, mommy. I'm not falling for it.