if you see a bug...

me: bye. be good for daddy. see you when I get home.
the kid: bye, mommy. be careful. I love you.
me: I love you too, bubby.
the kid: and mommy?

me: yes?
he places his hand on my face, looks intently into my eyes and says very seriously:

Mommy, if you see a bug, get outta there!

Gotta love this kid!