mean mommy

the kid: mommy, I'm sad.me: I'm so sorry you're sad.
the kid: don't you want to make me happy?me: I'm not changing my decision.
the kid: you're mean!me: I'm sorry you got stuck with such a bad mommy.
the kid: you're not a bad mommy. you're just mean.me: get used to it, kid.
the kid: yep. you're mean. but I still love you.

surprise!

shhhhhhh... it's a secret. the kid has decided that we need to do a surprise party for his daddy's birthday. and we have to do decorations and get cupcakes, all without the hubby figuring out what's happening. yeah, this could get interesting.

be my valentine

the kid: thank you for my valentine surprise, mommy.
me: you're welcome. happy valentine's day, sweetie.
the kid: yeah, it is. I love you.