I have a boo-boo

the kid just came up to me and said, "mommy, I have a boo-boo on my butt. I need you to kiss it." he settled for me kissing my hand and patting his bottom.

the kid's new job

the hubby gave the kid a new job - making sure there is toilet paper on the roll at all times. now if someone has to use the restroom, he insists that he must go in first to inspect the roll... then proudly announces "you can wipe your butt" and leaves the room.

all better

the kid: mommy, I don't need to take my medicine any more. I'm all better.

me: the doctor said you have to take your medicine even after you feel better.

the kid: that's not fair. silly doctor.