no fits, mommy

me: I don't want to go to work today.

the kid: mommy, you GOT to go to work today.

me: why?

the kid: 'cause you GOT to.

me: why? 

the kid: no fits, mommy. you're a big girl. you can do it.

thanks for rescuing me

after waking up from a bad dream this morning, the kid climbed in my lap, snuggled in, and said, "I love you, mommy. thank you for rescuing me."

it's yummy!

the kid heard my tummy growling this morning, went to the kitchen, and brought back his favorite - a bag of Cheetos puffs. 

here mommy, I got you something to eat. try it. it's yummy!